“Brilliant,” said Janey, sorting them out. The sight of the blank page in the Olivetti and the mess in the flat brought her back to earth. “That was only once. Amanda’s excuse to Rollo had been Great Aunt Augusta’s eightieth birthday party, which had taken place at lunchtime.
“Why are you cleaning your teeth, Daddy?”“Because I got a bit of ham stuck,” lied Jake. “Good boy, good boy. She was shaking so much her eyeliner kept leaving her eyelashes and shooting up the lid. A large lady with a huge bust strode round the course with a tape measure, checking the height of each jump.
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